The Astronomer's Drinking Song
By Author Unknown
Published by Augustus de Morgan in "A Budget of Paradoxes"
Whoe'er would search the starry sky,
Its secrets to divine, sir,
Should take his glass—I mean, should try
A glass or two of wine, sir!
True virtue lies in golden mean,
And man must wet his clay, sir;
Join these two maxims, and 'tis seen
He should drink his bottle a day, sir!